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PRELIMS FOR BEGINNERS
My name is Teresa and I was a virgin, a ‘Prelims Virgin’ that is. It began at 6.30am with lengthy preparations involving layers of makeup, swimming Pool Blue eyeshadow and lashings of mascara, before heading to the coach pick up point with eager anticipation. I was greeted by a bevyl of excited Belles discussing the ‘eyeshadow‘, Maureen’s missing T shirt, nail varnish and how we would survive all day in those shoes etc. ‘The Half Crown’ public house saw us drinking coffee and rehearsing. Relief, the words to our two songs were remembered in the right order although the control of saliva in my mouth towards the end of the first song continued to cause me some concern. Hope I don‘t shower the person in front of me! Timm seems to be pleased with our singing so I feel a little less nervous than I did an hour ago.Oh God, it’s time to get on the coach and go to the venue. Keep calm, keep calm, I tell myself. We arrive whilst the warm up chorus is singing. Shhhhh, we are told as our nervous chatter becomes much too loud for the officials to stand. At last we are allowed into the auditorium and I get my first glimpse of the stage on which I must stand and sing in front of what seems like a million people. Help, what am I doing here? Feel better after listening to a couple of chorus’s performing and think ‘hang on a minute, we sound a lot better than them’ At last, after a final warm up it is our turn. We stand in a long line in the corridor waiting for the sign for us to file onto the stage. Carol urges us to remember our posture and to smile - although I think she might have mentioned tits and teeth!!! Oh no, we are nearly there, it seems very dark at the back of the stage, hope I don‘t trip. Suddenly, there I am in my place on the top riser, just left of centre and I am staring out at a sea of faces. I smile as if my life depends on it, forcing myself to remember Timm’s instructions to take seven deep breaths and wish we could start singing now before I lose my nerve completely. Ah, but now I hear the pitch pipe and I am in the moment, I hear nothing but the song and see nothing but Timm directing us. All too soon we have sung our second song and I experience thunderous applause for the first time in my life and overwhelming emotion. Luckily I manage to control my self and just wish I could relive the last six minutes all over again, because now ,you see, I can no longer say that I am a Prelims Virgin!!! April 2008
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